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Welcome.

We’re glad you’re here.

Memo from The Administrator:

“Welcome to the padded room…don’t tease the inmates.

Inmates display a high degree of motor skill and cognitive function.  In addition, subjects also display natural aptitude for the arts and remarkable attention to cleanliness and detail.

Caution: subjects have started working as a group.  Please keep monitored at all times.”

-The Administration